Doctor With The Bedside Manner Of A Constipated Lynx.

 

I am actually not sure whether Lynxes get constipated. I know that dogs do, & that they will then eat grass to help digestion.

Not sure how or why, but that phrase 'constipated lynx' just sprang into my head when I was asked to complete my post-visit survey yesterday.

This was NOT my regular doctor -- who did my brilliantly successful cataract surgeries. I ADORE him. Think he is the cat's whiskers. Or after this, the lynx's whiskers. He is very polished & personable, not to mention GIFTED.

This was a stranger & a very STRANGE one at that. 

I had NOT asked to see any other doctors ...

I was NOT told I would be seen (poked & proded) by another -- very strange -- doctor ...

It did NOT go well.

I will have to assume the doctor wasn't too 'happy' either, because when I am 'far from happy' I seem to radiate some kind of vibe ...

This was VERY UNFORTUNATE. Until this, for the past 5 years, I thought the world ...

Now ... a constipated lynx.

You would think that they would straighten out these kinks (& possibly even the constipation) during medical school.

I find, prescription-only (& a tad expensive) 'Lactulose' can do wonders for constipation.

Not sure whether a Lynx would take Lactulose. Might be too sweet.

Cheers.

😊