God, Please Try & Be NICE To YOUR Pope, You Just Love Making Him Look Bad. Pray STOP.

 

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God appears to just LOVE having fun at Pope Francis' expense.

The BIGGEST day of the year for the Pope, on TV/media across the globe for the cardinal-creating consistory, & he has to appear with a HUGE bruise. Everybody is talking about.

It is bad enough that God consigned him to a wheelchair, gave him a colostomy bag & is making him morbidly obese. It didn't get much coverage but on his last trip he SPORTED A BLACK EYE. He hit his head on a handrail in his popemobile!

Worn down by all of this fun God is having, Francis has started to wear an expression that will curdle milk. He looks angry.

But WHY, God?

He is YOUR MAN. You chose him. You made him pope.

Now you do all of this to him? Why?

Yes, I know that he said he was no longer YOUR VICAR. That was STUPID. But, YOU, omnipotent, would have KNOWN that he was going to do that. But, you still picked him. So, I hope you didn't get mad about that.

Yes, I know that he is infuriating & incorrigible. But, you knew that all along. But, you still picked him.

Did you do that just so that you could have some fun with him. Of course, YOUR prerogative.

I just feel bad for him. He is an old man. Cut him some slack. But, who am I to ask. Sorry!

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